Hilarity Stolen From Anya

Children's Books That Didn't Make It:
1.You Are Different And That's Bad
2.The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3.Dad's New Wife Robert
4.Fun Four-Letter Words To Know And Share
5. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
6. Some Kittens Can Fly
7. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
8. Grandpa Gets A Casket
9. The Pop-Up Book Of Human Anatomy
10. Strangers Have The Best Candy
11. Pop! Goes The Hamster ... And Other Great Microwave Games
12. Places Where Mommy And Daddy Hide Neat Things
13. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry